Maury's Media Mansion

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Hennessy Cognac is the bane of my existence. Well, that and those metal tops on root beer that you have to use a bottle opener for.

Posted by MAURY SCHWAAB at 5:26 PM

MAURY SCHWAAB: The name's Maury Schwaab, media connoisseur renowned the world over. Last month I was featured on the third page of the Rotary Club of Fort Lauderdale's bi-monthly newsletter! Maybe you saw me? This is the first blog I've had on the interwebs thus far, but I've been analyzing the media from the comfort of my mother's basement for over three decades. After years of perfecting my media-analysis skills through over half a dozen conversations with my mother’s landlord, Josh, I have become nothing short of a media-analyzing machine. When I’m not throwing darts at a picture of Lou Dobbs on my bedroom wall, or cuddling with my handmade Marshall McLuhan doll, I work as a claims adjuster for State Farm. Though I make a good living, it never hurts to have a little extra dough around to help finance my various media projects (and to assist me in expanding my extensive collection of international cheeses), so if you’d be interested in loaning me a little something feel free to give me a call at 1-800 HELP ME. Thanks for your time, and enjoy my blog!